One of Nick's co-workers gave him some non-alcoholic wine and told him this is what cheap wine tastes like. Well, we were curious and decided to try it as we celebrated being in our house for one year on December 15, 2014. Turns out, when you don't drink wine, you don't typically have a corkscrew lying around. After at least 30 minutes of digging in screws, knives, fingers, etc, we finally mutilated the cork enough to not pull it out, but push it right into the bottle.
Needless to say I'll never say I wonder what wine tastes like again - it's grosssss! Especially with bits of cork in it haha.
We did however get a good laugh out of the whole experience.